Tenuous Holdings is a limited liability company that was founded on a whim in 2021 when the founders’ discovered that such a funny domain name was still available. Though the company itself is headquartered in Tampa, Florida, its principle members have spent the previous 20+ years in the San Francisco Bay Area learning the arcane secrets of successful startups and sourdough bread baking. Between the two of them, the LLC’s members have sixty-three years of experience in advertising, marketing, and operations for high-tech enterprises in Silicon Valley, which certainly looks good on paper.