At Tenuous Holdings, we’re dedicated to building our entire stable of companies into unicorns—and we don’t mean the mythical white horse with a horn. We mean a business valued at over one billion dollars. Is that a realistic or achievable goal? Well, not with that kind of attitude, Mister.
Still, if we shoot for the stars and fall short, we can still land on the moon, right? I mean, sure, it’s a dead, inhospitable rock without any breathable atmosphere to sustain life. But, on the plus side, there’s no competition there either, so we’ll be well-positioned to dominate the burgeoning lunar market.